Brought to you by those douche-bags at BP

In case anyone was wondering what the initials for BP REALLY stand for:

1) Bone-heads. Probably

2) Begging. Pleading.

3) Baloney Phoneys

4) Big Phalluses

5) Bouncing Policies (like they had any..;-) )

Well, I'm sure there's more, but this is a start. ;-)