Yep, I'll be taking one for the team!

But Jesus-Age-Christ! Could you at the very least have used some lube? Fuck, man! I'm beginning to feel my ass burn (and not in a good way) after watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. (And just think: I have to see two more installments of this shit after this one...they're making the final book in the series, Breaking Dawn into two films (yawn!)).

Recently they released trailer number two for this smoldering pile of melodramatic excrement. The question I know that is on everyone's mind is: if she hates this series so much, why is she bothering with it? The answer is simple: because I'm taking one for the team! I'm enduring this heaping pile of refuse so you don't have to. Yes, it's got eye-candy, truck loads of it. But that means squat to me. The reason why I'm going to continue to watch these turd balls is because I need to see how this train wreck plays out. I'm not going to bother reading the books because they're poorly written garbage. Am I an elitist? Only when it comes to films and writing. I couldn't get through the first book after reading 80 pages (and I was feeling tremendously generous that day). I'll watch the rest of these so I can appreciate all the better films that are out there, and that I have yet to discover and document here for all of you. Recently, I've seen a clip from a film that could very easily blow this heap into oblivion and very easily tie my number one pick of the five best horror films of the decade. The film is called Temptation, and the write up for that little beauty, or at least the trailer is coming up in a later post. Until then, I have to make you suffer with this, and I'll be seeing it come June 30th. *sigh* Well, someone has to. :-(